New Year's Resolutions for My slaves
You've heard of the "Top-40" musical list. Well, here's MY Top-40 list for all men to follow in 2007. For the correct-thinking man, this will definitely put a song in his heart. Enjoy!
General
1. I will banish any thoughts of male superiority from my head, and recognize all Women for who they are ... The Superior Gender, and Goddesses in every way.
2. I will see a shining light in any Woman I encounter. I will recognize Her Superiority as a Goddess, as annointed from the Heavens.
3. When I come in contact with any Woman, I will think first about how I can make Her life better, with no thought of any benefit for me.
4. I will improve my personal health, so I may have more energy to serve Superior Women.
5. I will study the differences between men and Women, so I may strive to "walk in Her shoes" to improve my service to Her.
6. Whenever a Woman expresses displeasure or bitchiness, I will not interpret it as anger. Rather, I will view it as a passion that males cannot display; a cry for Her deserved reverence that comes straight from Her heart.
7. I will never, ever, think or state that my lot as a slave is not fair. I will always appreciate that life itself is not fair, and that I was placed here for a reason -- to make Women better and Superior.
Sexual
8. I will stop wanking whenever the thought or image of any Woman comes to me. I will apply all of my sexual energy toward Her profit and gain, recognizing that any service to Her is better than a false hand-induced orgasm. I will have faith that She will meet my sexual needs as She sees it.
9. I will admit there is no way I can please any Woman sexually. I will show my true love for the "Woman in my life" by finding a more well-endowed Lover who will make Her feel better than I ever could.
10. I will recognize that I was not placed on this Earth to fuck any Woman. I will remove all such thoughts and desires from my head, and devote that energy instead to the Glory of the Goddess.
11. I will do anything Her and/or Her Lover(s) command in order to enhance their relationship, and make their sex the best it can possibly be. In doing so, I will feel satisfied knowing my Female partner will be much happier. And I will cheer all of Her happiness.
12. I will wear Women's attire, whether a Goddess demands it or not, as a sign of appreciation for Her Superiority.
At Home
13. I will do anything that my live-in Goddess, or Female visitors to my home, request or command. I will obey the Superior Gender at all times, without question or argument.
14. I will do things for these Women that they do not ask be done, in honor and service. As a start, I will immediately assume one household chore She normally performs.
15. I will honor and serve any male that my live-in Goddess brings into our home as a Lover. I will strive to love this man as She loves him.
At Work
16. I will revere all Female co-workers, whether they are my superiors or not. I will put their profit and gain above mine.
17. If I compete against a Woman for a promotion, I will immediately defer to Her, and request that She become my Boss. Also, I will actively campaign for any qualified Woman to serve in a leadership role.
18. I will perform any task a Woman commands, whether it's related to my job or not. I will recognize that Her comfort and care will enhance the profits She deserves, and will help my company in the long run.
19. I will surrender any bonus I receive to a Female co-worker or Superior, in proud recognition that She deserves the benefit more than me. 20. I will exceed any expectations to make sure all Female customers who deal with me are well-served beyond their wildest dreams.
Social Situations
21. I will honor and praise the Superior Gender at any opportunity. 22. When I am with male friends or colleagues, I will not have any thoughts, nor utter any words, about a Woman's sexual charms. Whenever I'm asked to concur with such thoughts, I will reject them, and say so.
23. Although I may still have personal pursuits, I will place them behind those of any Woman. Whenever there is a conflict for activities, I will always cheerfully do whatever the Goddess prefers.
Creating a Woman's World
24. I will actively search for all opportunities for Women to become leaders, and campaign for them whenever and wherever I can.
25. If I am in a service club, I will promote a qualified Woman for a leadership role over any man.
26. I will elect qualified Women to public office, whether I agree with their political views or not. I believe it is more important that we have Women's passionate leadership, than to try and "fine tune" the issues of the day to my own advantage.
27. I will support women's involvement in any field deemed "male dominant," including all of the above, and especially athletics.
For Mistress Alexandra
28. I will read everything on Her Web site, and take it to heart.
29. I will not wank to Her images. Instead, I will view Her body as a Deity, and dream instead about comforting any body parts that may excite me, all for Her sole gain.
30. I will consider everything I see here as a lesson -- a gift from Her -- on how to properly serve Her and other Women. And I will keep Her and Her instruction at the forefront of my mind, to guide me in my daily life.
31. I will further my slave education by placing a paid phone call to Her, so She can discuss how I can best serve a Goddess, and provide further teachings.
32. I will pay tribute to Her in any way I can, with a cheerful admission that She can use my financial and other assets better than me.
33. I will become a Member of Her site, so I may further appreciate Her guidance and power.
34. I will understand Her current position -- that Her site attracts too many wankers -- and because it's not worth it for Her anymore, the site will vanish in the near future.
35. Instead of mourning Her disappearance, I will cherish every single day I'm able to spend with Her.
36. I will recognize that She has Superior intelligence and talents, and will support Her and wish Her well in any endeavor She pursues.
37. I will take the lessons She has given me, and apply them anywhere I can, so that all Goddesses will get the honor and riches they deserve.
38. I will thank my maker that I was able to come in contact with Her. I will always remember She is a true gift from the Heavens.
39. I will never, ever forget Her.
40. Always remember your place is beside the Superior Goddess, crawling beside her. Be grateful for that fortunate placement.
I realize this is a tall order for any slave to follow. But if you can achieve half of these ... or even a third ... you WILL make life better for yourself, and for Me and the other Women in your world. If you've only wanked to My site, I really do feel sorry for you. You know in your heart that Women are Superior, and yet you only see us for our sexual attractions and nothing else.
Fortunately, I've had the pleasure of meeting many men who really do get it. To a man, they have been honored to learn about natural order of this world, and each has served Me with pleasure and appreciation. If you are lucky enough to be one of them, please accept this as My New Year's gift to you.
Ciao ~ Mistress Alexandra